Today I ran into Publix and the cashier asked me when the baby was due.
“August 5th” I said
“Oh, you must feel like it’s forever!” she said.
“No, not really. I’m feeling a little pressured.” was my response.
“Yeah, me too. When I got to the last trimester I felt like it would never end.”
Hmmm. I don’t think she was actually listening to what I said, do you?