Way, Way Too Funny

Thanks to my friend Donna for these giggles:

Pregnancy Q & A
Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q. I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A. Childbirth.
Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A. So what’s your question?
Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q. When is the best time for an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.
Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

About Coralie

After 11 years of infertility, I am now a mother to three, a wife of a Presbyterian (ARP) preacher and a struggling homemaker. Welcome to my little corner of the net. Kick off your shoes, put your feet up and join the conversation. View all posts by Coralie

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